Spock, you poor beautiful soul.

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I think the kitchen staff at work is staring at my arm pit hair, but I can’t tell if I’m being really paranoid or if everyone around me is an asshole.

hatefulatheist:

This is one of those things I find so disappointing that it is almost impossible to express in words how I feel about it. Our education system is continuing to fail us.

Oh o.O

hatefulatheist:

This is one of those things I find so disappointing that it is almost impossible to express in words how I feel about it. Our education system is continuing to fail us.

Oh o.O

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"My mom would put on John Denver. He had a song that went, “Life is so good / my life is so good these days / life is so good these days / my life is so good.” It made me unbelievably angry as a child. I don’t know, I was like… Excuse me, sir, where is your existential angst? I don’t buy it. You’re full of shit, John Denver. Rest in peace."

Annie Clark [x]  (via chavvesty)

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Today these guests stood at my window insulting me while they searched for their money and then complained I didn’t smile while handing them food, which sums up my entire day fairly well.

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batmanandstiles:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

Seriously though, Snape?!

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Homer

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Things I’m learning from my new boss: two women riding in the same car is sexy.

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dreamdoom:

ecclesitrashtes:

shrieking-affliction:

Diogenes was the shit.  He was easily one of the best philosophers ever.  He made himself the least wealthy person, hence living in a “Barrel”.  He also, upon seeing a child drinking from a river with his hands, smashed his only wooden bowl claiming to be “Bested by a child”.  He did public stunts to make a point towards customs and norms including eating in the marketplace in Athens which was generally not acceptable.  When Plato described humans as “Featherless Bipeds” he plucked a chicken and brought it to him, saying “here’s your man”.  Plato changed that description to “Featherless bipeds with arms”.  And here’s where it gets real.Diogenes the Cynic became well known all over.  In fact, Alexander the great, the one man who could have anyone killed just because, went out of his way to find him.  Upon meeting Diogenes, whom was laying on the ground, he said something to the extent of “Ah, the great Diogenes!  Is there anything that I, Alexander the Great, can do you?”.  Diogenes’ response was a crude “Yes, Get out of my sunlight.”But, however, Alexander came back another time, to find Diogenes sifting through a pile of bones.  Alex inquired “Diogenes, what are you doing sifting through that pile of bones?” Diogenes the Cynic responded “I’m trying to distinguish between the bones of your father, and that of a slave.  I cannot tell the difference.”  An insult that any man would want the other beheaded for indeed.  But no, not Alexander.  Alexander went on to later say that if he were not Alexander the Great, he would wish to be Diogenes.Dude’s a motherfuckingbadass.

Diogenes also said if he were not Diogenes he would wish to be Diogenes. And he shit in a theatre.

He fled from Sinope after being caught forging coins.
He was sold into slavery and when a buyer asked what was his skill, he said “governing men”, then the master bought him and set him free not long after.
Outside of a brothel he was yelling about how prostitutes were venomous, and also as sweet as honey, and ridiculing the men going inside. Someone gave Diogenes money to shut up, then he went inside the brothel. Also when someone asked him about his public masturbation he replied “if only I could cure my hunger by rubbing my belly”

dreamdoom:

ecclesitrashtes:

shrieking-affliction:

Diogenes was the shit.  He was easily one of the best philosophers ever.  He made himself the least wealthy person, hence living in a “Barrel”.  He also, upon seeing a child drinking from a river with his hands, smashed his only wooden bowl claiming to be “Bested by a child”.  He did public stunts to make a point towards customs and norms including eating in the marketplace in Athens which was generally not acceptable.  When Plato described humans as “Featherless Bipeds” he plucked a chicken and brought it to him, saying “here’s your man”.  Plato changed that description to “Featherless bipeds with arms”.  

And here’s where it gets real.

Diogenes the Cynic became well known all over.  In fact, Alexander the great, the one man who could have anyone killed just because, went out of his way to find him.  Upon meeting Diogenes, whom was laying on the ground, he said something to the extent of “Ah, the great Diogenes!  Is there anything that I, Alexander the Great, can do you?”.  Diogenes’ response was a crude “Yes, Get out of my sunlight.”

But, however, Alexander came back another time, to find Diogenes sifting through a pile of bones.  Alex inquired “Diogenes, what are you doing sifting through that pile of bones?” Diogenes the Cynic responded “I’m trying to distinguish between the bones of your father, and that of a slave.  I cannot tell the difference.”  An insult that any man would want the other beheaded for indeed.  But no, not Alexander.  

Alexander went on to later say that if he were not Alexander the Great, he would wish to be Diogenes.

Dude’s a motherfuckingbadass.

Diogenes also said if he were not Diogenes he would wish to be Diogenes. And he shit in a theatre.

He fled from Sinope after being caught forging coins.

He was sold into slavery and when a buyer asked what was his skill, he said “governing men”, then the master bought him and set him free not long after.

Outside of a brothel he was yelling about how prostitutes were venomous, and also as sweet as honey, and ridiculing the men going inside. Someone gave Diogenes money to shut up, then he went inside the brothel.

Also when someone asked him about his public masturbation he replied “if only I could cure my hunger by rubbing my belly”

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madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears


I think I’ll get a bears in trees calendar next year

madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears

I think I’ll get a bears in trees calendar next year

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The nice guy who towed my car came back into the car shop to say “alright I’ll be seeing you. Good luck,” but I thought he said “you know I can see you. Good luck.” So I just stared at him weird for like a minute and then it hit me what he actually said so I was like “okay bye thank you” but it came out in a slightly scared/traumatized voice and why does anyone let me talk to people

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